- Number 10 ...
Life is sexually transmitted.
- Number 9 ...
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Number 8 ...
Men have two emotional states: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- Number 7 ...
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet & they won't bother you for weeks.
- Number 6 ...
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
- Number 5 ...
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Number 4 ...
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
- Number 3 ...
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
- Number 2 ...
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- And Number 1 ...
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
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