I want to live my next life backwards.
- You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
- Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
- When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
- When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
- You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
- So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
- As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
- You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
- In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
- You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
- Until, finally, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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