10 Things To Ponder

• Number 10 ...
  Life is sexually transmitted.
  
  
• Number 9 ...
  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  
  
• Number 8 ...
  Men have two emotional states: Hungry and Horny.
  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  
  
• Number 7 ...
  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
  Teach a person to use the Internet & they won't bother you for weeks.
  
  
• Number 6 ...
  Some people are like a Slinky.
  Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
  
  
• Number 5 ...
  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
  Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  
  
• Number 4 ...
  All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
  It pays no attention to Criticism.
  
  
• Number 3 ...
  Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
  And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
  
  
• Number 2 ...
  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
  Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  
  
• And Number 1 ...
  We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?